1. 31 Days of Horror - Day 1: Tusk

    I had no idea what this movie was about before I saw it. Other than it’s a horror movie written and directed by Kevin Smith. If you have no idea what this movie is about, stop reading and go see it! If you have seen this movie and know what it’s about then congratulations, you are now contractually obligated to read this post.

    Um, this movie was great. I was not expecting to say that because I’m not a fan of Kevin Smith’s movies. Technically, they’re not good. The shot selections are bad. The editing is always a little off. The dialogue is cringe worthy. And although there were some moments of that in Tusk, overall it didn’t seem like a Kevin Smith movie. Which I think is the best thing you can say about a Kevin Smith movie.

    Michael Parks, who I unfortunately never noticed until now, is amazing. There’s a scene between him and Johnny Depp that might be one of the funniest things ever committed to film. And to say that something in this movie is funny doesn’t take away from the fact that the beginning of the movie is pretty terrifying. The film blends those two elements well and is right up there with Cabin in the Woods in terms of playing with the genre.

    Good on Kevin Smith for taking a bit from SModcast and making something great.

    4 out of 5 walrus costumes

     
  2. braineaterstv:

    Poop transplants - a real thing!

    The tag at the end is the best part of this whole episode.

     
     
  3. braineaterstv:

    If you’ve ever wanted to stick your whole body inside a dragon’s mouth then, oh boy, do we have an episode for you! 

    This week we talk about vorarephilia aka Vore, the sexual fetish of being eaten.

    Very proud of the work we’re doing.

     
     
  4. ucbcomedy:

    The finale of PACT is here. Watch to see what happens to Greg now!

     
     
  5. It’s back baby! This October, I will be watching 31 horror movies, one every day until Halloween. It was such a great experience last year that I couldn’t wait to do it again. You can catch up on all the movies I watched here

    The list so far is small, so I’d love some suggestions. Some of the best movies I saw last year came recommended by someone else. (I’m looking at you Pontypool).

    Here’s what I’ve got:

    • The Guest
    • Annabelle
    • Tusk
    • You’re Next
    • Halloween 3
    • The Wicker Man (Original)
    • Cronos
    • The Snowtown Murders
    • Sleepaway Camp
    • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
    • Funny Games
    • Tetsuo: The Ironman
    • More I’m probably forgetting

    Also this year, I’d really like to watch these with people. So if you have a movie you’d like me to see, let’s watch it together!

     
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  7. braineaterstv:

    We’re back for Season 2!! This week we’re talking about fake weed which is a drug, apparently? 

    New episodes come out every Wednesday. So subscribe, babies!

    Yay, more of these!

     
     
  8. Episode 3 of PACT is up today!

    Dat ending tho

     
     
  9. garlock:

    ucbcomedy:

    We showed you the teaser last week for a new series - the first episode of PACT is available to now!

    into this

    Some youtube commenter wrote “please don’t do this” on our trailer, but guess what, we did it anyway!!

    Check out the first episode of Brinkman’s new web series Pact. My mom described it as “interesting”.

     
     
  10. Stripper Dad

    Written by Mary Lordes

    Performed by Murf Meyer, Mike Lane, Alex Viola, David Bernstein, Dawn Luebbe and David Ebert

    Special Appearance by Marina Tempelsman as Grandpa Dangler 

    Rain made by Alamo